platonic simping

verb: Simping for some one in a platonic sense; wanting to be someone's friend really bad, or in a simp-like manor. Usually used by people on the asexual/aromantic spectrum to express attraction to someone that isn't sexual/romantic.

Avery, watching tv: Aww, Yamaguchi is such an angel, I would love to just hang out with him!

Emery: Dude, we are both platonic simping for Yamaguchi so much!

by UshiwakaIsAsexual January 22, 2021

Simping

The act of treating someone like a celebrity while getting treated as their fan.

John is simping for Jane.

by Leafdroid April 3, 2020

Simplic

When something is both Simple and Basic.

I went to the local market to find what I needed to make a simplic meal.

by Buck, Neeley October 14, 2011

Simplisticated

Simplisticated

That new video game I played was totally simplisticated. It was easy to pick up, but it was also well-designed so I really enjoyed it.

by anthumb May 20, 2022

Simple Bastard

The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation

Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack

by heynow_1 July 25, 2010

simping on kageyama

I know you do it

I’m simping on kageyama too

by milkksenpai October 6, 2020

SimpingForDeath

The sexist and coolest cosplayer on TikTok. They are the number one funny and amazing TikToker and everyone is in love with them. The next Charlie Damillio except superior. (Pls don’t cancel me ily Charlie)

“SimpingForDeath is so funny, sexy, cool, godlike, interesting, attractive, swaggy, and perfect.”
“Yes.”

by NotSimpingForDeath January 24, 2021