Side Hoe

A girl/s you got on the side other than your main girlfriend. She initially is someone who is just used to get sexual pleasure from and nothing else that is serious.

Joe-"Yo man I'm going out with my girl Beatrice tonight"
Craig-"What about Lela?"
Joe-"Man she just a side hoe when Beatrice don't give me none"

by IAMTHEMASTERMIND December 6, 2009

Side Pocket Ale

1. Bargain booze that get's you really drunk, but requires a very high disregard for one's taste buds.

2. Breakfast of Champions

3. Battery Acid

"Chad only had 3 Side Pocket Ales and he is already shirtless and trying to milk a mailbox."

by Chief Ben May 2, 2010

Side to Side

A song by Ariana Grande which is about riding a dick bicycle so hard all day and night that you can't walk straight.

In the song "side to side" Nicki Minaj says "wrist icicle ride a dick bicycle"

by Rebellereign November 7, 2016

Side dude

Vice versa of {side chick}

Girl one: Doesn't Jordyn already have a boyfriend?
Girl two: No, that's just her side dude.

by Aaliyana September 11, 2016

Side eye

Looking at somebody through your peripheral vision with disapproval

Alison is now side eyeing everyone in the room

by Life of a receptionist May 24, 2018

Side Bowl

To urinate on the side of the toilet bowl, avoid the water in order to reduce the sound of the liquid release.

Dude #1- I drank so much last night, I was pissing all
night.
Dude #2- Really?!? I didn't hear you
Dude #1- That's cause I side bowl'd it

by Alex Cardenas January 2, 2008

Side-Whore

A Male or Female who engages in all kinds of Sex acts with People who are Married or in a LTR. These Sex Acts take place only during times when the Married or Taken individual has a few minutes to spare. Side-Whores Perform Grimy acts that are usually Quick and Performed in places like, Alleys, hallways, basements, workplace bathrooms ect. And all their services are mostly free with the exception of a few Lunches, and DD Coffee.

A. What the hell is that smell?
B. Eww! That's this dude, man, he just got back from seeing one of his Side-Whores.

Nah, I would never leave him/her for you, your just a Side-Whore.

Don't get it twisted, I'm not cheating on you with your cousin, you can't cheat on a Side-Whore.

A. (Talking to Receptionist at work), If My Wife/Husband calls me tell them I'm with a customer, if the Boss asks where I am, tell him I went to pick up my Kids from School.
B. Where you going?
A. To go see my Side-Whore.

by WeAre1 December 3, 2010