Shrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018

Showing Puss

Showing puss can be described as going all in. Whether it is you actually flashing vag or just a full send with the boys either way you're showing puss.

Doug: "Hey Cody, did you slam that gymnast last night and the waitress?"
Cody: "Fuck yeah eh!"
Doug: "You were definitely showing puss last night!"
Cody: "And so were they!"

by Lsizzle October 31, 2018

side scrolling ass

A female with a booty so big and juicy it does not fit on screen and one must scroll side to side to view the entire ass.

Damn man, did you see my boss's ass? She has one of those side scrolling asses.

by spenzar71 January 11, 2015

your bitch is showing

The moment that you see a woman just starting to get irritated or upset....usually jealousy is involved.....

Hey, Babe....I was just getting that girl's phone number in case we ever need a dog sitter.....by the way, your bitch is showing!!

by Debnhim October 26, 2019

Scrawling

The most awesome blog on Quora!
Purpose: Posting good posts, sharing good answers, interacting with each other as a family.

People say that they never regret visiting this blog!

This is a very good answer. I shall share this on Scrawling!

My friend now has 2,000 followers. I shall congratulate him on Scrawling!

by newuser55 September 25, 2019

your bitch is showing

It's like saying to someone "your slip is showing" .....the moment that you see a woman just starting to get irritated or upset....usually jealousy is involved.....

Hey, Babe....I was just getting that girl's phone number in case we ever need a dog sitter.....by the way, your bitch is showing!!

by Debnhim October 26, 2019

scrolling

In internet chat rooms and instant messaging, "scrolling" is the practice of turning what should be one line of text into multiple lines. This is an annoyance to other users, as scrolled messages take up more screen real estate.

ph33r dhoom: hey guyz
ph33r dhoom: wuz ^
merc275: uh, hi
ph33r dhoom: so um
ph33r dhoom: i was wonderin
ph33r dhoom: does ne1 have ne
ph33r dhoom: jessica simpson nudie pics?????????
merc275: dude, quit scrolling

by Moggraider August 11, 2006