side scrolling ass

A female with a booty so big and juicy it does not fit on screen and one must scroll side to side to view the entire ass.

Damn man, did you see my boss's ass? She has one of those side scrolling asses.

by spenzar71 January 11, 2015

sometimes the banana peels itself

saying used to describe that somethings just happen for a reason and are outside of ones control

My grandma is getting too old to care for now. We are going to have to put her in a home soon, but man sometimes the banana peels itself.

by spenzar71 June 26, 2015