Cincinatti shiner

when you are fucking in the missionary position and your balls are smacking her asshole hard enough to cause a bruising effect of the brown eye.

Auggie was fucking her so hard it gave her a cincinatti shiner, and she couldn't shit right for days

by iamalsome March 28, 2009

boner shrinker

A woman who is completely undesirable.

She's so ugly, she's a boner shrinker!

by Cori Stahl October 30, 2008

Shrinker

A mythical penis that from going flaccid to erect shrinks rather than grow, apparently due to retracting into the body, possibly from shame or fear.

I was excited, his dick looked pretty big flaccid... but then it turned out he was a shrinker.

by MasterVidallis June 21, 2016

weenie-shrinker

A day that is so cold that it causes shrinkage, as in the Seinfeld episode.

Jay: Man, it's so cold out here my ears are frosting!
Chuck: Yeah, it's a real weenie-shrinker.

by Chuck_2122 January 20, 2007

hot shiner

1. a hot Shiner (any variety) beer
2. to give a girl a half-zombie or part of angry pirate by cumming in an eye and then poking a girl in the same eye with your dick

1. I paid $5 for this f-in hot Shiner.
2. This girl gave me head at a party, but when she started biting, I decided to give her a hot shiner.

by boregard March 25, 2007

Shipping Shrine

This is a shrine dedicated to your otps and other ships. This can contain pictures or fanart of your favorite characters.

Hey Joe have you seen my Shipping Shrine

by catboyfan May 15, 2019

San Francisco Shiner

When a gay male punches a woman in the eye.

"Stop calling yourself my faghag, woman, or I'll give you a San Francisco Shiner!"

"Fiona didn't stop talking, so Anthony had to give her the San Francisco Shiner. That'll teach her!"

by AnthonyBSmith June 26, 2007