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Shrodingers hunger

A person who waits until they see or know what the food is to decide if they're hungry or not
It's typically picky eaters who brush of their pickyness with "I'm not hungry"
Person 1: I'm so hungry
Person 2: It's curry stir-fry for dinner
Person 1: I'm not hungry
Person 2: You got Shrodingers hunger, huh?
by Vestusual May 22, 2023
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Shrodingers arachnophobia

Depending on the scenario he or she is afraid of spiders
That friend is a Shrodingers arachnophobia
by Dustsans June 28, 2023
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Shrodinger’s plot hole

A plot hole that could be great or could be garbage at the same time, until an explanation comes out you will never know
Damn the new spider man movie got a crazy shrodinger’s plot hole
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shrodingers feminist

A woman is simultaneously and victim and empowered until something occurs where she’ll choose between which state benefits her the most.
A shrodingers feminist chooses to victimizes herself to gain money and sympathy from horny men online.

Then, she claims to be empowered and she “dont need no man”
by Magikca October 29, 2023
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Shroading

When you have uncontrollable bowel issues and have to shit on the side road.
Those tacos are burning through me. Pull over so I can shroad before I shit on your seat. I had to shit so bad I ended up shroading right outside Roswell New Mexico.
by Shroad Warrior August 14, 2024
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Shrödingers opinion

A shrödingers opinion is an opinion that may or may not be ironic or not serious. The true meaning of a shrödingers opinion is unknown until you confront the person who uttered it.

Individuals who use shrödingers opinions are usually socially handicapped and cannot read the room therefore having to rely on the safety net that is a shrödingers opinion to avoid any disagreement at all costs.
Joe: “Man, I love this song
Bob: “what? I don’t like it at all”
Joe: “bro, don’t you understand irony?
Bob: “you all ways fucking do this”

Joe has a Shrödingers opinion.
Bob finds this out the hard way.
by Bunbun437 May 5, 2024
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Sharding

The act of putting glass up someones ass and having their anus retract to shatter it into shards and then give them anal sex
Me and my hb were sharding last night
by The big epstien February 14, 2026
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