Shlongan

A personal made up motto or phrase to describe a personal joke or moral

I need to make shirts with all my shlongans. Whats a shlongan? These:

“By the state of California I am certified crazy; I even get paid to be crazy”

“For there I scored seven days ago;”

“Who you gonna call?

Gintz.
Who?
Gintz.
Who?
:: GINTZ:: ::GINTZ:: ::GINTZ::”

by Chayber1 June 26, 2025

shmorgaling

the act of having anal sex in your farm crops

he and his farm friend loved shmorgaling

by yourfarmfriend November 14, 2025

Shmonguloid

An exclamation of mental deformation against yourself or another person.

You're freaking shmonguloid

by WaterBottle3000 December 28, 2025