shmazing

This word brings to life something that is "So" "Amazing" you can't possibly use a common word to explain it to someone. It can describe a night, an item, or a person.

I realized just how shmazing last night was when I looked at our pictures this morning!

We looked shmazing last night, I love us!

The boomerz were shmazing I've never had a trip like that before!

by ksm April 10, 2008

Schmelting

To get really hot, to the point where you feel sticky/sweaty and like you're going to melt.

I'm schmelting it's so hot in here!

by Rainbow_Mist_Topaz February 25, 2009

Shexting

Texting while taking a shit.

Texter 1: I'm bored, what are you doing?

Texter 2: On the toilet..

Texter 1: Err, why?

Texter 2: I love shexting.

by DDFL June 8, 2011

two-seating

driving with your right arm resting on the back of the passenger's seat

"Chains gleaming, switching lanes, two-seating..." -Nas in "Hero"

by asoiubnweks August 9, 2008

cheen screating

1. another way of saying "screen cheating" when you're dyslexic.
2. the reference to someone who cheats at halo multiplayer by looking at the other player's screen.

Dude would you quit cheen screating?

god dammit man stop it! you god damn cheen screater!

by BAlLZballZandmoreBaLLz June 21, 2009

Shexting

Texting someone/someones that you know will respond before you are done taking a shit. Could perhaps prolong a shit if there are many respondents. This will result in crusty ass syndrome and it will be more difficult to wipe.

I was shexting this girl from the other night and she wants to go out with me

I have had the squirts all day so I've just been left with playing videogames and shexting my friends

by titoliston October 24, 2011

sheading

(verb) reading while taking a dump

A: "omg, what's taking you so long in there?"

B: "i'm sheading"

by Optimus' December 6, 2009