Shitjackin’

When a man disregards his other friends timeframes and decides to spent an extended period of time jerking off on the toilet while he’s taking a shit

Cole said he would be right back, but he’s been gone for so long, we can only assume he’s shitjackin’

by Spentznav April 27, 2024

shithackery

The dark art of getting broken code or a terrible design to “work” through sheer force of desperation, duct tape, and questionable morals.
Usually involves global variables, setTimeout “fixes,” or ten layers of !important.
Common side effects include technical debt, shame, and a future you silently curse.

This isn’t refactored yet, but I made it work with some shithackery

by mr mr mr mr mr mr mr mr October 9, 2025

That shit wack fr

When something just plain SUCKS for real

Person 1: "Yo have you heard about premarital sex?"
Person 2: "Yeah that shit wack fr

by Nc13 May 20, 2019