shitpeddlar

One who sells shoddy goods or substandard services.

Don't buy your fruit and veg from that old shitpeddlar who drives around with the blue van. Everything is rotten soon after you buy it!

Often used to smear competition by Greengrocers of good repute. Used frequently in the Penzance area.

"Arrggghhh!!! Bloddy Shit Peddlars!"

by Richard Baker May 2, 2006

Shitplitive

A shitplitive is an expletive invented in an OHSHIT moment, and can be amazing, but is usually forgotten in the pain or excitment.

"Fuck monkeys on a shit log! That sonafawhore hammer just hit my thumb!"

"Wow John, cool it with the shitplitives."

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

Shitapp

A cell phone application with no search option

Well that's a shitapp, there is no search option

by Shitapp July 2, 2017

Shit up to be damned

When an article of clothing and or furniture has been soiled by feces to the point where it cannot be salvaged or cleaned sufficiently for further use.

Eric was so sick with a stomach flu recently, when he sneezed, his pants and the couch were completely shit up to be damned!

by Lance Heston December 27, 2017

Fuck your Shit up

To mess up someone's stuff. Either physically or figuratively.

Stop bragging about your new car before I fuck your shit up.

by InternetAdult April 22, 2018

Sling it up ‘er shitpipe

Generally men talking about a double bagger as she passes and whether they would defile her anally.

Jim; “Na I wouldn’t touch that with yours!”

Lee; “Few pints I’d sling it up ‘er shitpipe”

by Jim That’s Him June 22, 2018

Dr. ShitPenisBallsFuck

A very messed up individual.

He's a Dr. ShitPenisBallsFuck.

by ebghjebb October 2, 2016