Shitex

Curse used to describe no-name, generic, cheap brands of products that are a pale imitation of the real thing and frequently disappoint the consumer.

Can be used to describe Petrol Companies, Phone companies, Utilities companies and other service providers who overcharge for essential commodities that you can't live without (usually when their name also sounds like Shitex).

Occasionally used as a singular curse when one is vexed.

Derived from the Scottish word shite and the commonly used suffix tex which is presumably Texan in origin.

"This Shitex Cola tastes like soap!"
"We got the phone bill from Shitex today!"
"I can't believe how much fuel costs at Shitex!"
"SSSHHHHIIIITEX!!!"

by Thom June 19, 2006

shitomic bomb

The act of executing such a smelly shit that after a while your noes become ignorant to the rancid smell emanating from your buttocks, however as soon as you open the door and your nose has something to compare the smell of your shit too, it's too late and you have passed out.

You:*comes out the toilet*
Friend: Urgh!!! Dude did you just drop a shitomic bomb? because I can no longer feel my legs...
- you both continue to pass out

by procastiNATION January 22, 2014

Shitower

The act of taking a shit and then a shower

Ron : Yo dog, be right there,I gotta take a shitower!

Steve: A what?

Ron: A shit and shower!

by drizzle82 February 5, 2014

shitoast

Toast that is served with shit on it in place of the preferable butter or jam; most likely to be served with breakfast and given to people by pranksters (typical) or weirdos with strange shit-related fetishes.

"I am never eating at this restaurant again! The service was slow and the waiter gave me shitoast!"

A: "Are you almost done with the order for table 16?"
B: "Yes, I just need to take a quick shit on their toast."
C: "Well she does strike me as a person who enjoys shitoast."
B: "I actually don't care if she likes it or not. I just want her to eat my shit."

by SweatnShame July 30, 2014

Shitower

When you know you're about to take a massively messy shit that you are gonna have to take a shower afterwards.

Oh no man, I feel a shitower coming on.

by Louie Williams August 4, 2015

shitux

Hybrid between buttocks and shit. Said spontaneously in a fleeting moment of anger/frustration. Can viewed as a substitute for words such as : “shit” “fuck” and other profanities. Commonly used in child friendly zones such: schools, cinemas, parks etc.

( commonly used by nonces )

context : walking to school

(drops books in puddle)

“ ughhh shitux “

by raveaolifrogger December 3, 2020

shitbox

a very old and slow computer

'let me try and print from this shitbox'

by Ralph Owen December 18, 2003