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shitkittens

(interjection) An expression of irritation or anger that exploits the ironic juxtaposition of the scatalogical expletive "shit" with the harmless fluffy imagery of kittens. Also alludes to the colloquialism that one is so nervous/upset that one could birth kittens, or shit something unusual.
Oh shitkittens! I left my cell phone at home.
by Sarah Keebs August 30, 2005
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shitsmitten

me: I am shitsmitten, be right back.
him: I don't care if you're shitsmitten or not, hurry up!
by Toadzor March 25, 2009
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shititties

When a girl receives a cleaveland steamer
Blaqk gave me a cleaveland steamer last night rofl i totally had shititties.
by Blaqk May 6, 2009
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[Shitmatism]

Shitmatism - Ability to cause a trance like state when talking absolute bullshit to someone...!
"You should have heard that guy over there...! He was so convincing with his verbal bullshit, the woman he is talking to is in a complete state of Shitmatism...!
by Chrisso.Australia August 5, 2009
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Shitbits

Shitbits (n)

Two or more bits of shit. 'nuff said.
Guy: Dude, that salsa's really gonna cause an explosion of shitbits tonight.
by danandmash. January 10, 2011
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shitbitch

a common word that can used in a wide variety of ways. 1. a casual greeting such as "hi" or "whats up" 2. an expression to show displeasure with an unfortunate event. 3. an endearing term to call your friends. 4. a phrase that late night sushi shop employees yell across the restaurant. 5. nickname for the creator of the word, mitch pathe, of bakersfield CA and portland OR fame, who is a good man a better friend and... who LOVES THE COCK.
1. Andy, "Hi." Mitch, "Shitbitch." Andy "Shitbitch." 2. "The beer is all gone." "Shitbitch." 3. Hey shitbitch, go get me another beer. 4. Pauly yells, "Shitbitch," acroos the restaurant floor. Mitch replies in kind, "Shitbitch." 5. When shitbitch returned from California, he sure had a lot of balljuice on his chin.
by monkeyballs March 22, 2005
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shitbitch

A woman who participates in scat.
I hear that there's a big market for shitbitches in Japan.
by m9lc March 8, 2008
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