Shitlifted

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted). Is a Class D misdemeanor-stealing less than $150. Putting it back would mean you were only browsing.

That there feller with the diarear colored yeller shitlifted at the state park latrine and couldn’t put it back.

by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022

shitlick fagwoman

What the "S" on Superman's outfit also stands for.

Superman: The "S" stands for "Superman".
Batman: And "shitlick fagwoman".
Superman: Yes, and shitlick fagwoman.

by Bad Mojo July 13, 2004

Shitlips

Butt hole or a mouth covered in shit

Bruh I fucked your mom in the shitlips last night

by Echoinmypants November 15, 2018

Shitling

A word used to describe your offspring. Especially those that are assholes 95% of the time.

Wonder what that shitling got into today?

Come here you little shitling.

by Motherbear514 July 14, 2018

shitlings

Little clumps of shit that get caught in the hair around the ass of long haired dogs and cats. It could be used for people, I suppose but if you're getting anything bigger than a dinkleberry, you probably need to trim your ass hair.

"Hey...sniff, sniff...what stinks? Ewwwwwwwww...that cat has shitlings."

by Hyde43 December 27, 2005

shitlips

someone with extremely bad breath. As though they guzzled a gallon of shit and didnt wipe their face after.

Hey shitlips! You ever heard of mouthwash? Your breath makes me wish i could cut my nose off! What the fuck happened to you that was so bad you wanted to unleash such haneous violence on the world!

by akharmuntry July 5, 2014

Shitlips

An ass kisser, brown noser, etc.

Hey, look at Johnny and Beth sucking up to the boss! What a bunch of Shitlips!

by Meat The Conquerer August 31, 2017