Shincedent

An unfortunate, ghastly incedent involving shit of some kind. Could be merely crapping one's pants. Up to and including unfavorable shit conditions of any kind.

"Holy crap, I just had the worst shincedent this morning! I had to EMERGENCY shit in a gas station bathroom so hard that it back-splashed up onto my shirt and I didn't notice. I actually proceded on to work and wondered what vile smell was following me around before my hot coworker informed me I was shit-stained!!!"

by J.R.P. September 18, 2006

Skinned

When someone with an uncircumcised penis pulls their forsekin and rubs it on someone. Putting your foreskin on someone.

Oh fuck! Alex just skinned me.Fucking carrots

by Dave April 28, 2003

Shinted

To make one unable to function (think,move,act,etc.) by his/herself; To be unable to perform a task because of someone else.

Greasy greedy fat bastards have Shinted our generation.

by C.Delusion March 30, 2011

Skinned

To suck a cock so hard that the mark's cock feels like it is caught in the jet stream.

Pedro finally got to blow Huggy and used those hydro jets in his mouth so hard and powerfully that he almosted skinned Huggy's faggot cocK:.

by Wanker 1 April 16, 2017

shined

Shined is the past tense of shine

The sun shined on his ugly face

by Dbdhdbdjdbe October 22, 2017

Skinned Absinthe

The drink Absinthe, chilled, then served poured over your lovers skin, ie. foreplay

To start the night right, he laid his baby down, and drank his fill of Skinned Absinthe...

by TheRicky September 5, 2008

Light Skinneded

The way in which many Americans of African descent mispronounce the words "light skinned" in order to gain street cred as an uneducated thug.

"That light skinneded bitch be axing fo $20! Bitch only got a $2 pussy!"

by McFelon May 30, 2018