Seattle speedball

Coffee and a bong-toke

I like to start my day with the sports page and a Seattle speedball, see how Ichiro's hitting.

by Hiro Yamamoto June 28, 2005

god-shatter

The psychological equivalent of throwing a crystal vase onto a brick wall; dismantling religious conditioning by subjecting it to Socratic interrogation.

Apologetics, straw-man arguments, appeal to divinity, scripture and god's word...all fall in the wake of logic, reason and Socratic evaluation...god-shatter revelation.

by YAWA October 8, 2017

Seattle Science Fair

Two men anally gape a woman until the her anal cavity can contain 150mL. The men will scoop out the excrement of the women with wooden spoons in order to create a basin. Then, the men will pour 50mL of vinegar and then 50mL baking soda. The men will plug their penises into the basin in order to contain the reaction. After they ejaculate, they unplug and let the anal-volcano erupt.

I conducted a Seattle Science Fair with my buddy Eric last week.

by thegroober March 21, 2021

seattle snorkeler

The Seattle Snorkeler is when you enter hyperspeed mode when giving a rim job or just licking out a girl (or man) and then blow into the vagina or anus to make bubbles come out.

Girl: Hey i want you to do the Seattle Snorkeler on me KYR SP33DY!!

SP33DY: Let me get Deluxe, Nobody, And Jahova to help!

by MRtangoTHEmango August 3, 2012

Seattle Sweatshop

Est. 2006: The act of defecating in a bag and leaving it under the bed. Then proceeding to max out the thermostat and fucking while aroused by the smell.

I can't believe my boo let me pull the Seattle Sweatshop off last night. I had to use the excuse that the air conditioning wasn't working.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Seattle

1. The Greater Seattle Area (including the east side) is home to Bill Gates, Starbucks, the Mariners, and Bungie (the makers of Halo), and Microsoft (the sole poineers in the blue screen and the creators of the Xbox).

2. The fittest city in America

3. One of the smartest Cities in America

Seattle is the Emeral city.

by procrastin8r May 24, 2005

shittlesticks

a word to say when its really quiet and your bored, or when you mess up on something

Shittlesticks, i burned my hand again, im never gonna smoke again...

Oh shittlesticks!

by Troy Dagdigian May 15, 2008