screaming scarecrow

When in the middle of having vaginal sex, the man must take out his schlong and insert into a pile of sand. Then he puts his dick back into the girls vagina and they resume having sex.

My vag hurts from all the sand thats in it. We tried the screaming scarecrow last night.

by The sex freak guru of sex666 September 28, 2010

Scarecrow

A scarecrow is when you scrape your scrot on the velcrow of your shorts.

Shit...I done got scarecrowed again by these POS shorts.

by OWA October 31, 2004

scarecrow

A dimwit - meant to be derogatory and applied to minorities or in reference to walking, movements that are disjointed.

He's a scarecrow just like the guy in the Wizard of Oz.

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Scarecrow//

A dutch homo that delivers the paper.

Devion cacksucker guylover

by rg January 25, 2005

sharecropper

A dipwit who is always busy and hates dogball

Hey look its that sharecropper Ayush Shah

by xDxDxDxDxDxDxD January 11, 2021

Sharecropper

when two men are fucking the same woman and both know about it but dont have a problem with it aslong as both said men wrap their tools before breaking ground

I am proud to be a sharecropper that way the bitch isnt always around.

by ChRi$ October 7, 2007

Scarecrow Prostitute

One who looks likes like a deer caught in head lights who stuffs her bags with hay...then continues to show off the bags of hay and tease as others walk by. One who does not have a brain.

Whoa...look at that girl, she's so ugly she almost looks like a scarecrow prostitute.

by Blair21500 February 5, 2009