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The best fucking place to live in the world.Hey dont hate us cuz your poor trailor park trash!
by parkie4life March 29, 2005
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Severna Park High

School full of kds who think they arnt spoiled, rich, annoying, and preppy. They really really are. They get raped by many schools in all sprts. Guys act hardcore and say things like "sick brah" and girlshave that bitch please attitude and carry around stupid ass tiny vera bradley backpacks. They arnt even in good conferences, sad pathetic wannabes.
Severna Park just got murderd by Severn and Broadneck in the same week in lacrosse and oh shit! football.
by laxman123456 March 2, 2005
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severna park is the epitome of stuck up. we all act modest, but we know we are the best...even though most parkies aren't. it's a place every parent wants their child to grow up. we all know that we are snobby sons of bitches but that doesn't stop us from letting everyone and their mother know it too. we walk around with our popped collars, abercrombie and fitch, and lacrosse sticks like it's our job. the number one person in our lives is ourself. you mean nothing to us. no one messes with a parkie. cuz if you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us. we are the great parkies and you can only wish you were one of us.
a kid wants a cookie at the store. it's almost dinnertime. if he lives anywhere but severna park, his mom says no and thats it. if he lives in severna park, his mom says no, he persists, and so his mom buys him not only a package of cookies but takes him to the local candy store to stuff himself silly. and thats just the way we roll. no one says no to us.
by wearebetterthanyou. April 1, 2005
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severing the velvet

to let someone slip inside a vagina. Hince severing(opening) the velvet(vagina).
"princess i just want to witness, watch you, severing the velvet, i will say the word" - breathe carolina
by CharlesBartowski November 18, 2010
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Severna Park

Wow you all are the gayest people i've ever met. Half of you have never even been to Severna Park, so fuck you all.
Yes our parents have money, WHO THE FUCK CARES?! Suck it fucking white trash kids.

"And when I, pop my collar i make them smile"-Yeah what fags? Suck it up.
by Doesn't matter April 16, 2005
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Severna Park

Everyone that is hating on Severna Park is stupid. The Place has great schools, both public and private. The area in general is wealthy and well taken care of. They have great sports leagues that start when they are young. I wish I would have been fortunate enough to have not moved as much as I have, but when my dad was in the military we had to move. Now I am kinda stuck going to shit hole Meade High School. There are so few true preps u can count them on ur hands and toes and still have some of each left over. Also I am the only kid at the school that does pop their collar which puts Meade's Popped to UnPopped Ratio at 1599:1.

It sucks having wealthy ass parents in an area full of not poor but not rich people that don't like the fact u have new and expensive clothes. Look it isn't a kids fault cuz his parents have money and they want their kids to have a good life.

And also, Severna Park has a gynormous amount of gorgeous girls. Meade has none. So for anyone who doesn't go to a good school like Severna Park or a school with a good amount of Good looking preppy girls go to Annapolis mall... can u say DAYUM.

That is it from the Preppy minortity at Meade High School. Class 07' Represent! haha... wow... i was sounding so good until here.
My collar popped and their panties dropped
by Jared aka Red Racer August 29, 2005
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severance package

When you're about to break up with a girl and you give her enough orgasm to get her to her next relationship

male version of a "farewell fuck"
Jason : I heard you broke up with Lana

Wade : it was brutal but it's cool, I gave her a severance package
by IamPeter June 13, 2015
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