broke the seal

having gone beyond the first piss while consuming alcohol or some other beverage which has a diuretic effect. Once the seal has been broken, frequent visits to the bathroom will usually be forthcoming.

Wino #1:
"hey, what happened to you at Dangus' party the other night? I thought you were gonna stay and chill with us!"

Wino #2:
"Yeah that WAS the plan, but some asshat got me locked into a full-on hostage crisis and I started swigging on some drank. After a while I had to take a leak, but you know how that shit just keeps coming once you start, so I resisted. Well once the purple stuff was cashed, I did a few kegstands and rolled up into the john to take a monster whiz, but someone was passed out on the throne so I broke the seal in the bathtub.

After that, I had to see what kind of fucktardation was going down at my homeboy's sketch pad. As I might have guessed, they were licking psychedelic toads, dealing laser-guided tridents and pimping gay male midget prostitutes...awesome! But yeah, I must have pissed like 90 more times...because I broke the seal. Is that explanatory and redundant enough for you?!? Jesus, I need a drank!

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 12, 2008

Sealed Envelope

An act performed immediately after sex; moments before achieving male orgasm, the man pulls out and shoots his load into the crevice of the girls ass. Afterwards, he presses her ass cheeks together for an undetermined amount of time. When he lets go, her cheeks will be stuck together, thus forming a sealed envelope.

After mom went to work, I shot my load between Van's ass cheeks and gave her a sealed envelope. She was waddling around like a penguin.

by D.H.G. October 18, 2008

skull sealer

Someone that sews their victim’s eyes ears and mouth closed in order to deprive them of their senses. A skull sealer strives to create a mind without in eternal darkness and silence alone with its own thoughts. Once mentioned in a defendant’s opening statement during a murder trial, a clip which is often played on the Preston and Steve show (93.3 WMMR)

I appologize to anyone who's been offended by my fictional creations: Crisagone, the philosopher of evil and the skull sealer.

by Jon Klein January 28, 2006

Seal A Meal

Ejaculating in a condom and preserving the contents by tying it in a knot. Saved to feed it to your sexual partner at a later time.

After blowing a load in his condom, Harvey ask his lover if he wanted the jizz now or later. Terry said later so Harvey tied the condom in a knot and made Terry a Seal A Meal.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009

sealed without a kiss

The status of being a virgin, having no sexual intercourse. Sealed referring to having an intact hymen.

I think you're the only girl in our class who's sealed without a kiss, Amber!

by A. Definer January 1, 2012

sealnanigans

shenanigans that are made by an idiotic seal

That seal is into some sealnanigans again

by Da Seal July 10, 2021

ST-Sekal Time

When you consistently are more than 15 minutes late to any mandatory supervision in the morning without any repercussions.

Is he late? No, he is on ST-Sekal Time.

by EARVIN79 June 4, 2014