sergeant Major cockwomble

Miserable male with ex military background and hated by his work colleagues

That ex Army bloke is a right old Sergeant Major Cockwomble

by browns lb February 24, 2017

Crane Sergeant

One who must have left the army at the rank of sergeant major after single handedly detaining Noriega and become a crane operator with the army corps of engineers. In order to earn this prestigious title one must also “enjoy the taste of granny punani” and be pleased by getting “gummed”. Crane sergeant’s daily duties involve watching Judge Joe Brown, making multiple failed attempts at logging on a computer, drinking 3 cases of Mountain Dew from a foam and only a foam cup, eating pastry cakes, smoke 3 cigars, and occasionally running a crane. The Crane Sergeant usually bails at noon on the last day of the work week and sends terrible terrible GIF’s in group texts. In his off time he enjoys Miller light outside the holiday inn and closes out the night licking the truffle butter off grandma and blowing his load while receiving a blumpkin. No matter what anyone says he is our theodore

The Crane Sergeant told the repairmen how “she gummed me”!

“Listen Bitch” exclaimed the Crane Sergeant to the college girls rescued in Panama, “it ain’t gunna suck itself”

When asked if he wanted a Busch Light, the Crane Sergeant replied “I don’t drink Busch Light Bitch, I drink Miller Lite”

by GYHF34 November 6, 2019

Sergeant Elmer

A man or woman who enjoys causing an erection in a Male horse.

Look at sergeant Elmer over there, smiling ear to ear, watching that giant dong pop out of that horse's meat sleeve as he sensually brushes his back hair.

by Pappasholley November 12, 2019

Corporal Wilson (soon sergeant)

lord of the sheeps!!!! bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Corporal Wilson (soon sergeant) is a sheep" will says "bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Finlay says

by the sheep follower March 1, 2023

Sergeant Schweff

Sergeant Schweff refers to a specific type of schweff - one who not only attempts to chat up women but also men. This is not in a homosexual manner, it is merely to better his social situation and 'network'.

Guy 1: Why is Sam being so nice to Tim?

Guy 2: 'Cos he's Sergeant Schweff - he's trying to be his best friend

Guy 1: Ohhhhh.

by Stodleh March 14, 2010

Sergeant Speech Impediment

Any person or group of people found to be issuing non-sensical orders involving rugby posts and Ginger #3. Not to be confused with a bellend.

Sergeant Speech Impediment is a bellend (official)

by Hukster November 6, 2003

grill sergeant

Another term when referring to the phallus object known as the human "penis".

The catch is, it has to be an enormously LARGE penis.

Boy with large grill sergeant to his girlfriend: "My Grill sergeant wants to meet your privates."

by Scruff McGruff (www.myspace.com/scruffscock) May 5, 2006