Person 1: "Are you serious? Are we really going to this party?"
Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"
Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"
Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"
Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"
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If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human-fucking-beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that? --Sergeant Hartman's speech to recrues
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Highly visible members of the MAGA Republican Party murder the truth the way America’s most prolific Serial Killer, Samuel Little, killed his victims.
Serial Liars strangle the Truth with their bare hands; abandon it in public places, and carefully choose truths to murder that no one will miss.
In this way Serial Liars walk among us without getting caught even though they have many “near miss” encounters with the law; and joyfully, publicly, and proudly confess when asked about their crimes.
By the time they are caught, tremendous irreparable damage has already been done. It could be that Truth murdered and crushed to the earth may not inevitably rise again. Stay tuned.
Two of Americas most famous and prolific Serial Liars are Donald Trump and George Santos.
Donald Trump has 30,573 documented serial lies to his credit.
George Santos — considered a Trump copy cat Serial Liar — was caught earlier in his career before he was able to perfect his killing technique and become an organized Serial Liar. As of May 11th 2023 Santos is facing a 13 count indictment and up to 20 years in prison if convicted.
The key to serial lying is: killing little truths that no one will miss; disposing of the truth in a public place; letting the elements of society trample all over the evidence; and, walking freely in America spawning copy cats Serial Liars who look almost like your friends and neighbors.
Almost.
Highly visible members of the MAGA Republican Party murder the truth the way America’s most prolific Serial Killer, Samuel Little, killed his victims.
Serial Liars strangle the Truth with their bare hands; abandon it in public places, and carefully choose truths to murder that no one will miss.
In this way Serial Liars walk among us without getting caught even though they have many “near miss” encounters with the law; and joyfully, publicly, and proudly confess when asked about their crimes.
By the time they are caught, tremendous irreparable damage has already been done. It could be that Truth murdered and crushed to the earth may not inevitably rise again. Stay tuned.
Two of Americas most famous and prolific Serial Liars are Donald Trump and George Santos.
Donald Trump has 30,573 documented serial lies to his credit.
George Santos — considered a Trump copy cat Serial Liar — was caught earlier in his career before he was able to perfect his killing technique and become an organized Serial Liar. As of May 11th 2023 Santos is facing a 13 count indictment and up to 20 years in prison if convicted.
The key to serial lying is: killing little truths that no one will miss; disposing of the truth in a public place; letting the elements of society trample all over the evidence; and, walking freely in America spawning copy cats Serial Liars who look almost like your friends and neighbors.
Almost.
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