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septic eye

butt hole. it draws the comparison that the butt hole resembles an the pupil and iris and voids the human body's septic.
I just ate so much taco bell. I am going to have a bad time emptying the septic eye later.
by Lou Pottingsworth III May 10, 2016
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Septic Badger

A person who picks their butt for crap flakes and saves them up to eat later.
Guy 1: What do you want to eat?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm fine. I just ate all the crap flakes I'd saved up this week.

Guy 1: Oh my god, you septic badger...
by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010
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Septic

Emily Suzanna Koelle is the definition of a septic
Emily Suzanna Koelle is a septic
by Colin Mallon January 26, 2011
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septic

verb.: an event that has been dissatisfactory
adj.: bad; gross; dissastifactory; smelly
ex 1. That dance was the most septic thing I've ever been to.
ex 2. Latoya's septic attitude has become so annoying.
by jo jo jo bitch bojangles August 13, 2006
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Septic

To become intoxicated to the extent that a person can no longer stand up and their words are poorly enunciated. Usually a time like this a person would be making a serious fool of themselves, or be involved in something they will seriously regret tomorrow morning.
Tom: Jesus boy u were quite septic last night!
Henry: I Know, I dont really want to hear about it.
Tom: Remember when you got stuck in the cubical with that ugly fat bird you were shifting all night?
Henry: What? Oh God!
Tom: Ha Ha, you septic fool! Don't you remember!? you had your pants down at your ankles at the time making many attempts to pull them back up but gravity wasn't your friend last night!! Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha!
by Thomas O'Brien August 28, 2007
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septic

An adjective denoting the categorical suckiness of anything considered; a direct antithesis and negative reaction to the popularization and ubiquity of the word "epic" which is normally applied to anything that is considered awe-inspiring, breath taking, illuminating, etc.
2Pac - Heard that new Lil' Wayne joint?
Bigge - Yeah, that shit was septic. It really sucked.
by Craig an' Nem March 6, 2011
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Septic

1.cool, sick
2. peng, fit, hot
Girl 1 - Gurrrrrl that shirt is septic!
Girl 2 - Thanks honey, you're looking pretty septic yourself
by anon48483229jj December 2, 2010
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