The torture method by which an individual is shoved into a full porta potty alongside sharp objects such as glass bottles or lightbulbs. Afterwards locked inside and rolled down a hill so the sharp items shatter and cut their body, allowing the sloshing filth to infect their wounds.
Poor Johny man, he got drunk last night at the concert and accidentally gave himself the Septic Maiden when he fell over with his bottle.
by K0-6 January 21, 2023
Jordan: "man I've been feeling really sick this week"
Alex: " it's cause all you've done is be a seman septic"
Jordan: "it's only ten loads!"
Alex: "....seman septic"
Alex: " it's cause all you've done is be a seman septic"
Jordan: "it's only ten loads!"
Alex: "....seman septic"
by Knoxxturnal September 30, 2021
When getting your septic pumped, the man finds multiple condoms floating at the top of the shit and says something about it (a result of young boys flushing their condoms down the toilet trying to be sneaky)
"Man, thought it was a good idea to flush the connies down the toilet so no one would find them, but that Septic Nark found them floatin there and got me totaly busted."
by Peter Grandview April 01, 2008
by allthingzpossible November 20, 2018
by Septic mound October 22, 2017
by Tjbigga August 19, 2023
When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.
by Elk e summer September 20, 2011