suffo

Someone who looks SUFFOcated in the clothing they wear. This doesn't neccessarily mean that they are fat, it just means that they are having a hard time moving in their clothes and their clothes look way too tight on them.

"Did you see Kim in that crop top last night."
"Yeah, she looks like a suffo, she needs new clothes."

by prettywayayeaye September 12, 2018

Suffocate me

No, this person does not want you to put a bag on their head. They want you to sit on their face.

Bro, I wouldn't mind if she were to suffocate me.

by HADESstepONme January 1, 2022

seafood problems

When you have crabs it is also known as having seafood problems.

That boy is scratching so hard down there, I think he has seafood problems.

by Devin September 28, 2004

selfosexual

One who fantasizes about themselves in a sexual manner.

Joe has not had any interest in girls for the past month since his weight lifting had begun to show results. Some say he is now a selfosexual because he looks at himself in mirrors whenever he gets the chance.

by SpankytheSmurf November 26, 2006

seafood paella

While a popular seafood restaurant dish - full of sea creatures, rice, veggies, and saffron - the term is commonly used to describe a foul smell. The odor of Port-a-Potties, wet dogs, and old gym shorts are all examples of a seafood paella stench.

Note: "Paella" is a spanish word and must be pronounced with a spanish twist.

"It smells like a seafood paella in here," Poppy said as she walked into a nursing home.

by sharon_renee December 26, 2008

seaford head

(short for Seaford head community college) a crappy little school in a crappy little town. its full of chavs who like justin beiber and sluts that look like they have inherited the Dorito gene. they are soooo last century. the schools made up of two sites, not that thats intresting or anything, i was just stating a fact. :P all of the kids seem to have moved over from tideway which just proves that theyre stupid. they dislike anything cultured in any way. they all think that eastbourne is more fun than brighton and go there all the time cos theyre boring. so basically, in a nushell, seaford head is stupid. the end.

person 1: do you go to seaford head?

person 2: yeah...?

person 1: that explains why you look like your mother fucked a wotsit.

by rosiegreenx July 2, 2012

seafood

The chewed up mushed food located in the mouth that the consumer shows to another person.

"Do you like seafood?"
"yeah!"
*bleahhhhh!* (sticks out tongue)

by KylieKay June 16, 2008