Secure that butter

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.

Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.

by tjjohn12 July 2, 2016

securebytes

Securebytes means to be complete garbage, and to be the shittiest thing in life what so ever. But still attempt to try and act decent.

1: Omg that guy is SUCH a securebytes
2: I totally agree tbh.

by peep skinny leg July 1, 2018

Secure Husband

A Husband That Deletes His History 10 - 20 Times a Day.

Secure Husband : dude , i delete my history so much!!
Friend : Nah , you're just a secure husband bro.

by TottalyrealFacts May 23, 2018

Secure Landscaping

Secure Landscaping is the utilization and deployment of Landscaping Techniques that secure and enhance your property in collaboration with network security surveillance.

Provides secure landscaping techniques that work to enhance your EYE™ Security System, while reducing your landscaping maintenance cost for your properties.

by EWTECHNERD May 6, 2019

secure the bag

A sentence used when talking about a deal involving an unknown, but probably high amount of money. Used most commonly in music when a specific artist is featured on somebody else's song, or in entertainment in regards to sponsorships and advertisements. "secure" becomes "secured" in the past tense

"I wish 21 Savage wasn't on that DJ Khaled song, but hey, he had to secure the bag."

"Dude, I got an e-mail asking me to do a Raid: Shadow Legends ad a few weeks ago."
- "Did you do it?"
- "Damn right! I secured the bag, y'know?"

by L_? March 10, 2020

securetary

The former security person on staff that now just routes information to and from a third party after your company has outsourced all of its security to them.

I used to do incident response, but since bringing Vendor X onboard, I am just a securetary.

by Nobody_Cares_What_I_Say September 1, 2021

Secure Attachment

Not Zach.

Wow, Zach does not have a secure attachment to his boss. He is always worried about how his boss feels about him and if he is getting enough love.

by notautumn September 15, 2022