hung like a seahorse

A phrase used as an insult from one to another.

The receiving end of the insult must be male otherwise it wouldn't make any sense and that person would automatically win the insult battle.

The exact opposite of being "hung like a horse".

Guy#1: "Dude, Shut-up I'm hung like a horse!"

Person#1: "Yeah... hung like a seahorse!!!"

Person#1: "HAHAHAHA I win one to nothin!!!"

by Freed-olay January 15, 2008

crusty ass seahorse eater

A guy who is crusty and eats seahorses

That crusty ass seahorse eater is searching for MORE seahorses to eat

by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017

Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse

The "Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse" is the act in which the male hangs onto a shower curtain, holds his left leg up with his other hand, while the woman does a handstand underneath him while the shower is on. The Man thrusts downward in a circular and pumping motion.

" Yo Ryan I heard you gave her a Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse!!"

by Pindershlon February 15, 2010

simon the seahorse

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you

Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!

by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021

Salty seahorse

When a fisherman is fucking from behind, he bucks off smacks her ass and comes in her eye...

Fisherman Dan pulled a salty seahorse lastnight!

by PnCts88 November 8, 2019

atlantic seahorse

Whilst having sex in a bath, you fuck her doggie style and as you are about to ejaculate you stick your dick up her arse really hard to make her neigh in pain.

Last night I gave my girl the old Atlantic Seahorse, she splashed a bit and I think it went into my mouth.

by Old Kangaroo Cyle September 8, 2014

Seahorsed

When a female individual gets pregnant, gives birth, then leaves the baby behind with the father aka single dad status. This does not include if female is deceased and father is left to care for child on his own. This is solely for females who have left the male with their child on purpose; she has seahorsed the man.

Jenny: So you just left him with your baby?
Franny: Fuck yeah I seahorsed that fool. I'll come back after there's some mental trauma established so I can pretend I was always caring mother.

by Clibbz June 19, 2019