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Squart

The unintended, and typically powerful, expulsion of gas thru the anus that occurs when one is doing heavy squats in the gym. Occurs at any age, but becomes more pronounced, uncontrolled, and liquid after the age of 50. May also occur on any other heavy lift, but must be unintended (otherwise, it is just a standard, run-of-the-mill fart).
Last time I was in the gym, I squarted so loud that it cleared everyone out and I had the gym to myself for the rest of the day.
by The Blue Darter March 9, 2019
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schart

Gas out of a rectum, and much much more.
"Oh Crap, I just scharted my pants!"
by Tommy May 6, 2005
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aka "Millennial Generation", aka "Entitlement Generation". Currently self described "Greatest Generation"'; Those born between 1982 and 1992 with an "entitlement" attitude. In reference to the Saturday Night Live character "Stuart Smalley" as performed by Al Franken.
"The Stuart Smalley Generation" "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and dog gone it, people like me!" -- Stuart Smalley, SNL (Al Franken) Tag Line
by John Holstein January 7, 2013
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nigga stuart

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squarting

When a person is about ready to climax and they begin to ejaculate they have gas and begin to fart while they cum.
She began squarting as her boyfriend pumped her tight pussy.
by Ragnar1627 April 6, 2016
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Stuart

A kind hearted person with a heart of gold. A good father figure, but tends to be misjudged by those who won't take a second look
Oh the man is such a Stuart!
by Backpackchair February 28, 2017
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Scartch That Kitty Cat

To get that pussy or please a women.
Dad:Son i'm gonna teach you how to scratch that kitty cat like I do your mom.

Son:Quit joking dad you haven't got none in years.
by J Mit March 23, 2005
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