The unintended, and typically powerful, expulsion of gas thru the anus that occurs when one is doing heavy squats in the gym. Occurs at any age, but becomes more pronounced, uncontrolled, and liquid after the age of 50. May also occur on any other heavy lift, but must be unintended (otherwise, it is just a standard, run-of-the-mill fart).
Last time I was in the gym, I squarted so loud that it cleared everyone out and I had the gym to myself for the rest of the day.
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aka "Millennial Generation", aka "Entitlement Generation". Currently self described "Greatest Generation"'; Those born between 1982 and 1992 with an "entitlement" attitude. In reference to the Saturday Night Live character "Stuart Smalley" as performed by Al Franken.
"The Stuart Smalley Generation" "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and dog gone it, people like me!" -- Stuart Smalley, SNL (Al Franken) Tag Line
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Son:Quit joking dad you haven't got none in years.
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