Scrotalia

A big scrotum monster that attacks you during happy hour.

Watch out William! Scrotalia is on the loose!

...momma likes her some chocolate and i'm outy. PEACE.

by Magnet Boy January 15, 2009

Scrotching

The act of scratching your crotch in public.

That’s so gross, did you see John scrotching in math today?!

by InSPYery October 20, 2017

Illegal scrolling

When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.

Dude, I gave Sammy my phone to show her that bitchy text from Alice and she totally started illegal scrolling.

by BaconPancakes February 9, 2015

Scrolling

An extremely important and irreplaceable activity, that is a part of every office job, and can involve any act that is unrelated to one's job mandate. Some common scrolling activities are fantasy football, social media, exploring Wikipedia and car forums. Advanced scrollers are able to deplete all scrolling materials available for the day covertly, while pretending to be extremely busy. This is usually achieved by professional scrollers through the use of window resizing, redundant spreadsheets, and mobile device utilization, among other things in the scroller's toolbox.

John: What's good at work bro, you fools busy or what?

Dave: Naw son, scrolling all day... Added a word to Urban Dictionary, while gambling on my stock trading account.

by Mike WG April 19, 2016

scrotalia

The area of the male private region containing the balls and scrotum

My girl friend loves to play with my scrotalia while she suck me off

by Brad&Mike October 11, 2005

Scrobbling

The ancient method in which men deal with disagreements whilst playing Scrabble by presenting each other with their thick and pulsating lumps of man meat, and battle it out in the same style as Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker in the final moments of the Empire Strikes Back. The winner is either the last man standing who still has the head of their love pump still attached, or the man who is able to successfully convince the other that he is their father.

Sir! T H I C C is not the correct spelling, it is spelled T H I C K - and if you continue to demand to be correct without having the financial capability of purchasing a dictionary and proving yourself to be correct, then I must challenge you to a bout of Scrobbling! PRESENT YOUR MAN MEAT!

by hatthered August 8, 2018

Lemon Scrolling

When a person is reading a fanfiction, but becomes impatient and begins to scroll through quickly looking for the lemon.

Girl 1: Did you read the lemon yet?!?
Girl 2: Not yet!
Girl 1: Start lemon scrolling! The scene is so sexy! Seifer has a panther!

by firefly734 October 23, 2011