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Scrobbling

The ancient method in which men deal with disagreements whilst playing Scrabble by presenting each other with their thick and pulsating lumps of man meat, and battle it out in the same style as Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker in the final moments of the Empire Strikes Back. The winner is either the last man standing who still has the head of their love pump still attached, or the man who is able to successfully convince the other that he is their father.
Sir! T H I C C is not the correct spelling, it is spelled T H I C K - and if you continue to demand to be correct without having the financial capability of purchasing a dictionary and proving yourself to be correct, then I must challenge you to a bout of Scrobbling! PRESENT YOUR MAN MEAT!
Scrobbling by hatthered August 8, 2018
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Scrobbling

Having a weak ejaculation, usually companied by a wimpy sound or phrase.
Hey, I think I have an issue scrobbling, my girlfriend said I wasn't a man.
Scrobbling by Whiteplains October 10, 2016

scrambling eggs 

When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.
Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.
scrambling eggs by the_scrambler November 27, 2014

Scrubblin' 

when one is strugglin' and being a scrub at the same time
damn Rosey is scrubblin' right now
Scrubblin' by Mi0s September 15, 2010

Within scrolling distance 

When the information you wanna access from a particular webpage is only a little bit further down the page from where you are. This means that it is close enough for you to be bothered enough to scroll down the page and access it quickly. It is therefore said to be 'within scrolling distance'
"I can't see where to type in my email address"
"That's because it's further down the page, but don't worry, it's within scrolling distance"

scrubbing brush 

A over the top hairy pussy
Her pussy was so rough and hairy u could use it to do the washing up, its was like a scrubbing brush
scrubbing brush by mitch00uk March 31, 2015

scrumbling 

The scientific term for when cats exhibit frantic behavior before or after a bowel movement.
"My cat was scrumbling so hard this morning, he knocked over my TV!"
scrumbling by ohjujube January 19, 2017
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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