stripper eyes

When you get so drunk you go dead in the eyes. Just like a stripper.

Oh yeah. She's wasted. She's got stripper eyes.

by leztrampage August 22, 2016

Stripper dandruff

Hair and pieces of glitter that one unknowingly obtain whilst at a strip club.

Mrs. Badger filed for divorce after Mr. Badger brought home stripper dandruff and rumble strips.

by Horney badger January 2, 2017

Swagbuck-scrapper

A person (usually a middle-aged white woman) who’s retired, but still rely on swag-bucks to make ends meet. They’ll open E-mails and use Swag-bucks to make their money. On some occasions, they’ll be seen doing small-scale stockbroking.

“My grandmother’s such a swagbuck-scrapper, she spends most of her vacations answering surveys to pay for the expenses.”

by Roasted beans February 12, 2022

Midnight stripper

Someone who manages to take their clothes of in their sleep.

“Vivian! Why are you naked!?! You are sleeping on my couch!”
“Sorry, I’m a midnight stripper. It just happens.”

by Jakemon00 January 13, 2023

stripper purse

Exotic dancers use Crown Royal bags discarded by the clubs to keep their tips, cell phone, purfume, ect., in. Typically the items are things the dancer might want while working, not stuff like a grocery list or a library book.

Dude, I found a purple bag with $300 in ones and a pack of Marlboro Lights in it when I was leaving the Booby Trap Club.

Sweet Dude! That's a stripper purse.

Cool, let's go over to Dave's and score a bag.

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Bambi at the Kitty Kat Club gives the best lap dances. I got eight in a row and she finished my off with a hand job. Now my paycheck is safely in her stripper purse. Snap!

by Sker January 8, 2008

stripper dick

more commonly known as a half chub, stripper dick is when you only get kind of hard. you know you have it when your dick is still kind of limp but you still can't pee.

I got stripper dick during that lap dance

climbing rope in gym class yesterday gave me stripper dick

he was really drunk so he could only get a stripper dick and it diddn't work out

by the real digger nick May 22, 2011

Stripper Booty Grease

(noun) Substance that causes dollar bills to soften and become uncrispy. Usually transferred through direct contact with a stripper.

"Damn dude these bills feel new!"
"Fresh from the bank! No stripper booty grease."

by Popcontitays February 12, 2012