Rough Stretch of Highway

Adj. When someone or something is either really ugly, or in terrible shape.

Greg: "Did you see that ladies face? She looked terrible!"
Tim: "Yeah dude, it was a rough stretch of highway for sure."

by They call me Timmy the saint March 19, 2011

Neurotypical screeching

Non-autistic people getting worked up over something unimportant.

I see a celebrity who always says stupid things has said something stupid again and the neurotypicals are treating it like it's a big deal. What a load of neurotypical screeching.

by Sioraf as Na Cillini July 19, 2017

morning ballsack-scratch

First action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. The action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.

This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.

by Marcogod October 27, 2010

Seventh Inning Stretch

When you are at a sports bar and about 3/4 through the game your girl starts to get a little fidgety and horny so she reaches under the table and gives your scrotum a long, stretching tug letting you know it's almost game time.

I had to walk away from the no hitter on tv last night. The seventh inning stretch was too good and had to hit it and quick.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

Monkey Scratch

When an itch occurs just below the arm pit and you scratch it with the arm on the same side of the body as the itch.

My friend made fun of me when had to monkey scratch a really bad itch.

by Whooty wrangler December 5, 2011

Mankal Stretch

the act (or acts) of placing one's crotch in front of an unsupsecting coworker's face while turned around. The cowork is said to have been "stretched" when they turn around facing the stretch.

You just got Mankal Stretched!
Man I got the Mankal Stretch 3 times today.

by TheStretcher January 10, 2012

Jim Screechie

is used in Jamaica, Barbados and the wider Caribbean. Jim Screechie is used to describe a man who is in a sexual relationship with a woman who has a husband or boyfriend. Secret love.

man: me wanna cum link

girl: i have a man...unless yuh wanna play Jim Screechie!
man: tek de bagga jim screechy ting enuh!...on my way.

by khitty katt November 23, 2010