Screening a text

When you receive a text on your phone and you read it on your lock screen but don't open it in messages.

I was screening a text from bob, he is so annoying!

by Azjdnckc May 10, 2014

Screenshot

The main reason you are a charged sex-offender.

"The screenshot fucked up my life."

by THOT.exe January 30, 2018

Body took a screenshot

When you puke and shit yourself at the same time, out of nervousness or fear. Based on taking a screenshot on a phone, by pressing the power and volume buttons simultaneously.

"I was so nervous on the date, my body took a screenshot! Well almost"

by Levcio May 10, 2022

scenist

A person who holds strong prejudice towards scene kid's.

I'm a proud scenist, Converge have no talent and that's a fact!

by Uncle Phil (destroyer of scene kids) March 26, 2007

Screenshit

a screenshit is when you try to screenshot your broken phone and send it to your father, but he only doesnt see the cracks, he sees the illegal copyrighted porn hub app installed on your phone.

"Hey dad! Here is a screenshot of my broken phone.. hope you can get me a new one soon!"
"Son that is a screenshit.. why the hell do you have porn hub installed on your phone!?"

by mintynite December 9, 2021

screenis envy

Smart phone screen size comparison between Apple and Samsung devices.

Guy 1: Hey guys, I just bought the new Samsung GS3.
Guy 2: And I just bought the new iPhone 5...but jeepers, your screen is so much larger that I have screenis envy comparing the two.

by AnOldGuy2 December 23, 2012

Screenshocked

When someone takes your phone and changes the screen photo to a picture of themselves.

1. Dude 1 says "what happened to my phone?" Dude 2 say "looks like you got screenshocked!"
2. Watch, I'm gonna screenshock a picture of me on my moms phone.

by Alexmis May 11, 2013