Screenscreaming

What comes out of your mouth upon reading or seeing something so offensive on your newsfeed it makes you rage at your screen, which is largely innocent.

When I clicked on the link about her book condoning marital rape, I couldn't stop screenscreaming at my laptop.

by Sawpoet September 28, 2013

Random TSA Screening

The words screamed and the action taken as one puts their hands down the pants of a partner, friend, or stranger and fondles them while laughing histerically.

My girlfriend was mad when i gave her a random TSA screening but all my friends thought it was funny.

by smithcmau December 21, 2010

Screwnicorn

An awkward creature with a strap on attached to his head galloping around screaming scrrrrrrooooooooOoooo!

The screwnicorn needs no example, youll know it when you see it.

by headie March 12, 2009

screengrab

(n.) -- An image taken from a computer screen or homepage and duplicating it on a newspaper or magazine page (grabbing the image from the screen)

"That YouTube video image in the newspaper today was a screengrab, that's how the editors got it, off the computer screen."

-- overheard in a newsroom at a newspaper in New York, July 3, 1999

by PRwiz101 March 10, 2010

Dead Screening

The act of sitting in front of a computer screen and surfing for information and entertainment mindlessly. A more brain-dead type of surfing the internet that commonly occurs at or between the times of 10:00pm and 2:00 am. The information found while Dead Screening is not usually remembered the next day. To come out of Dead Screening is an impossible task until you cannot think of anything more to search, fall asleep at the computer or are disturbed in some way by a partner, power cut or internet crash.

*FB chat between Friends*
Guy1: sup
Guy2: sup, wuu2?
Guy2: DUDE WUU2?
Guy1: huh, oh dead screening

*In the office the next day*
Guy1: Hey man, what time did you get to bed last night, you look like shit!
Guy2: ooh umm, iunno I was Dead Screening until 3:25 am
Guy1: what did you find?
Guy2: iunno...

by Theata October 9, 2010

screener

Person who doesn't answer calls unless they recognize the number.

I am a screener.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

screening

To read text on a computer screen, cellphone screen, Kindle screen or PDA screen or BlackBerry screen; replaces the term "reading" which now only refers to reading print text on paper

"I hate reading print newspapers now. I do all my screening online."

by PRwiz101 February 14, 2009