science

New age religion fervently worshipped by atheists. Science is the messiah, beset on all sides by unbelievers who threaten to undermine it's entire existence. In short, science is being crucified. The second coming of the science messiah will visit perfection and worldly paradise here on earth. Global climate cataclysm will be reversed at the same time as developing an infinite energy source to support unending economic growth, we will cure cancer, bio-engineer life forms to do our bidding, the purpose of the universe will be explained and computers will solve the halting problem in a few CPU cycles.

"Motion is governed by newtons laws. It's a fact of science."

"Statements in religious texts are hypotheses. Science should use theory and experimentation to falsify or corroborate them."

by anon31337 May 23, 2010

Science

The result of a perception in which all naturally occurring phenomena will comply with each other in a discrete and static manner; (2) the process by which such phenomena are judged. See also: Scientific Method; (3) proof of such judgment; (4. v.) to take such judgment for granted, or, to apply it in practice.

1. "The sky is white!" "Well...Science says otherwise, for now."
2. "We used Science, e.g. verified the current hypothetical coefficients with reality."
3. Genetics provides a formal Science that supports the Theory of Evolution.
4. "Wanna build a robot?" "Fosho, let's science!"

by soloyoloyuppie42 June 21, 2017

Science

A way to justify a bullshit disrespectful attitude toward the world and anybody who doesn't think the way you want them to, despite your claims of being a liberator.

The girl and boy used science from their school books to justify their continued attitude toward the folks who did not and would not look at things in their bullshit rationalized, repressed way.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

Science

Science is the act of Disproving a hypothesis by scientific methods, testing, observation, and previously yet-to-be-disproved ideas such as Newton's Laws, or Albert Einstein's formula E=mc^2

Higher-Education-Teacher: "Okay class, what actually is science?"

Student: "Proving something right?"

Higher-Education-Teacher: "It's actually disproving a hypothesis by a means of testing"

by Anon-HE-Student October 10, 2018

Science

The worst class ever. You don't do anything fun except stupid labs you only do once a fricking year. Your teacher makes it worst. I really hate science. I really do. Sorry I guess I just needed to rant about science. Do you like science? Comment down below. Oh wait this isn't YouTube. Now that your here let's talk about puppies. I like puppies. I have one. His name is senior woofers. He keeps running away tho. That dang dog. He is annoying but I guess I love him. Anyone want him. Senior woofers needs a new home. He has brown hair and a weird bark. If you want him text me at 6666666666. Thanks

science ;))

by Owo uwu owo iwi May 6, 2019

Science

A way to think you know more than you do by accessing an unlimited amount of what is already known. A way to attempt to explain everything in the world so that nobody else is right but you.

There are things science doesn't explain, religion doesn't cover, and spiritual people don't see because they think the answer to everything is based on the triumph of the human spirit. They don't believe in anything they don't know, can't see, or can't explain (therefore they don't accept it as anything but insane), but they expect to be accepted by others themselves. They expect compromise and change, but like their enemies, will never change or surrender themselves. There doesn't need to be peace or satisfaction, there never has been peace or satisfaction.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

Science

When stupidity and incompetence merge.

Trump and congress uses science to make most their decisions.

by Leaniscodeine July 11, 2020