Schwetty Ballsitis

The moist build up that occurs between the leg and the testicles on a hot summer day.

Its so damn hot out side, I have a bad case of the Schwetty Ballsitis.

by Jelqman911 March 27, 2009

Shwitty

Schwitty-

Adj-

1. The clever sarchastic act of treating someone like shit. The person usually walks away from the conversation without knowing they have been "Shwitted" on!

2. Possessing or demonstrating wit in speech or writing; very clever and humorous with the intent to do harm without the other persons knowledge of the fact.

"Roy" - George that was really shwitty of you to do that to Janie.

"George" - Yes but she doesn't even know she has been shwitted on, it must be the blonde hair.

by OCD711 September 3, 2012

Schmitty McTitties

referring to someone with REALLY big nipples

John: Hey you see those silver dollars
Urkle: I'd say more like pancakes
John: Yah man he had some Schmitty McTitties

by nigalert February 21, 2014

Schwifty

Take off your pants and shit on the floor

"C'mon Morty its time to get schwifty !!"

by Get schwifty April 23, 2018

SCHWIFTY

It's when you go to a party and someone plays a song you like so you begin to take off your pants and your panties and shit on the floor saying "It's time to get schwifty in here!" and Yell" take off your pants and your panties shit on the floor" and then after that you take drugs and see giant heads in the sky leave in awe/

1. time to get schwifty in here

by Appleman2020bitch November 20, 2018

Schwifty

The act of taking your pants off and shitting on the floor

I was partying too much last night and i got schwifty

by Ur mom haaaaaaaaaaa April 23, 2021

schwifty

rich ass nigga who is fucking good at csgo and yeah, hes edgy as fuck

Person 1 : yo do you know schwifty?
Person 2 : oh yeah from rick and morty
Person 1 : no you fucking idiot

by sxhwifty June 9, 2021