Starscream Scheme

A plan destined for failure.

A plan that, no matter how well it is devised, no matter how foolproof it seems, will always blow up in your face.

Mike: "Hey, I think I know how to get more money over the summer."
Greg: "Oh great...Is it another Starscream Scheme?"
Mike: "No, no, this one's different. All we have to do is drive some people from Mexico to Houston!"

by owenbicker November 9, 2012

schmeal

Large, sasquatch like creature seen prowling the University of Minnesota campus in a bathrobe, playing disc golf. Can be attracted by cake, or calls of "what's the deal schmeal?"

"Schmeal will eat cake."

by Pioneer February 20, 2005

schmeeked

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're so schmeeked

by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

schmeef

an arrogant guy aka a douche

that guy over there is a total schmeef

by tracispaci January 26, 2006

scheme rat

Someone in the uk who lives in a council housing scheme, these people are usually jobless and have countless children. They spend most of there day watching Jeremy Kyle or walking to the shops for cheap cider and lager usually wearing pyjamas and fake ugg boots.

I met a girl on Saturday night but I have been deliberately missing her calls because she's nothing but a scheme rat.

That scumbag Stevie is nothing but a scheme rat he spends his days drinking cider and smoking weed

by Djc2508 January 23, 2014

quanzi scheme

(n) A fiscal scheme of a central government where the lack of fiscal responsibility leads to massive deficits funded by debt that can not be repaid with revenues collected. As the scheme becomes riskier to creditors, they demand higher interest rates on incremental debt. This forces the central government to avoid issuing more debt in favor of simply printing its own currency (i.e., quantitative easing) to continue its endless, irresponsible borrow-and-spend policy. Ultimately, the reckless spending policy and printing of currency leads to crippling inflation and insurmountable debt being passed on to future generations in an immoral 'we enjoy now, you pay later' massive heist.

The US government (specifically Congress) in coordination with the Federal Reserve have been running a quanzi scheme since the Federal Reserve's inception amassing to-date $15.4 trillion in national debt and $117.8 trillion in unfunded liabilities.

by CO_Soothsayer June 1, 2012

schmedium

A combination of a size small and medium worn by someone who should have a minimum of a large

Jason was working on a camaro and wanted to look tough so he wore a schmedium

by benzino909 March 24, 2010