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Schmeef

The username of someone on the Internet who hates the current definitions
Why is Schmeef crying?
by Spooky_wa January 2, 2021
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Schmeater

I word used in rating a monstrous mega schlong ding dong by Mr. Mulch#8605
Nice Schmeater
by Skyeetee August 18, 2021
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Schmeed

Do you want to go smoke some schmeed?”

Absolutely yes I do
by Sadnradd June 24, 2022
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Schmeegy

(Kyle Nyquist) is a very schmeegy man
Damn bro is hella Schmeegy
by Borack Sheet September 28, 2023
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butt schmear

when a dog scoots it's butt across the floor in order to excrete it's anal glands often leaving a residue of poo in it's wake...
My dog Willis butt schmeared across the floor yesterday and we had to clean up all the shit left behind...it was gross.
by beckyboo April 7, 2014
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Schmeen

Attractive white girl, also know as a "snowflake"
Damn thats one fine ass Schmeen!
by Dont worry about it... June 26, 2006
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schmeckie

Penis. Americanized variant of Yiddish shmekl, shmekele or schmeckle.
Had the new in-laws over for the Pesach seder; Mom brought out the baby pictures and showed 'em all my schmeckie.
by scudder August 9, 2006
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