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Schmidt

Ralenti, y'a les Schmidts
by Nakitasuro December 17, 2017
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Will Schmidt

Some fat fuck who can’t resist african dick and often co stars with famous blacklister Jonathan Sins
Yo bro, don’t be a WILL SCHMIDT
by niggar November 8, 2020
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Todd schmidt

Wow that was a todd schmidt move
by Got em 1901 October 7, 2020
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Mikkel Schmidt

A very ugly guy. He is very tall, and rocks a perm. He is gay, and likes to be dominated.
by pooiyutrewqzdv October 19, 2020
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connor schmidt

" Did you hear that Jimmy scored again last night? That guy is on a roll!" "Yeah he's a real Connor Schmidt now"
by TheDude6969696969 May 27, 2017
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taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016
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jacy schmidt

A petite girl with blonde/brown hair. Jacy Schmidt have blue or green eyes. They are one of a kind. Some people refer to Jacy’s has frootloops and others refer to them as Snooklems. Jacy Schmidt’s are bueatiful and funny!!
by Ansley Ann January 18, 2018
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