Schmackalangs

Large boobs

Guy 1: Look at those schmackalangs
Guy 2: Oh my those truly are schmackalangs

by BerryFPS December 10, 2021

Schmaverage

Not quite a schlong, but not schmall either. Not to be confused with Schmedium

Schmakin my schmaverage schmeat

by Making Campbells Chunky atm March 10, 2023

James, Schmames

A word used to indicate that James has been the topic of conversation for an unhealthy amount of time and that the subject ought to be changed.

"James, Schmames, let's talk about Laura."

by ldkasldka;sd'AS;LDK'sl;dk';LAK June 28, 2021

Schmare

(adj) something that's just not right, possibilities include: disturbing, gross, disappointing, retarded, boring, ridiculous, etc: said in a negative tone

(verb) to schmare to engage in some sort of SCHMARE act with another person

You can also attach 'schmare' as a suffix or prefix. (i.e. schmareful, myschmare, faceschmare, macschmare, ischmare, schmareface)

Wow, that couple in the corner is SCHMARING!

My Psyc class today was SO schmare, we just sat there and did nothing. Total waste of time. Schmare.

That's a TOTAL schmare pic.

by Corey Bruins May 27, 2008

schmalevitch

Russian-Yiddish Used like Schmuck but with more affaection. Usually used by a parent when a male child does something clumsy or funny

Your such a schmalevitch

by Zalman Ber February 18, 2005

Schmaked

Getting drunk, or the act of drunkenness

Tyler was so schmacked last night that his teeth hurt. PBA I'm schmacked! Let's get schmaked

by Dawgman1 April 21, 2017

Schmackle

Schmackle (Schmacklein)(Schmackleing)(schmackled)

: A shortcut word made up to describe any physical act or movement while being under the Extreme influence of any type of Amphetamine

("Pass me the Schmackle pipe")("Bro i got some methamphetamine you wanna get Schmackled") ("Hey you tryna hit this?" "Nah bro im schmackled") ("Girl you should let me schmackle you from the back?")

by Sir.SchmackleKingThe3RD March 12, 2022