nap schlumped

Waking up from a nap, and you dont know what year is this.

"dude wake up"
*waking up*
"What year is this, where am I, why are we here, where is John Lennon, what is life?"
"oh you got a nap schlumped ,dont you?

by Phewthank-eenuh May 28, 2018

schlomps

The resulting gastrointestinal discomfort and periodic burps when one consumes too much beer on an empty stomach. Also occurs when beer is consumed before one participates in a trampoline-based or similar activity.

Unghgghhhghgg *hic* I got the schlomps.

by ghaliz July 27, 2011

Schimped

Verb - To completely manipulate and abuse a project or API to the point at which it is as confusing as a greased pig on an Amtrak. Named posthumously for Rob Schimp.

"Why do we have 8 tables recording tax data for one sale?" "That project was Schimped"

by PotatoMan13 October 14, 2011

schlomposis

schomposis - ʃ/lɑ /mp/oʊ/sɪs

the condition in which one's scrotum adheres to the inner part of the upper thigh, often as a result of excessively warm or humid conditions.

Man, I went down to Florida and caught a bad case of schomposis.

I got the worst case of schlomposis at work today.

by jakeschweinz January 13, 2018

schloaded

level of being sooooooooo high you can't even function anymore

im so high, i'm loady schloaded

by Lochnessmonstur March 22, 2019

Schlorpadrop

Pooping and cumming into a drink and having one's mother take a drink.

Yo homes joey's mother Schlorpadroped me last night. I bet her tum tum don't feel so well after that.

by Azorbi July 16, 2019

Schlampe

Schlampe is the German word for slut or bitch used as a description for female behavior. As you can read in the following two examples there can be slighty different meanings when using the noun Schlampe.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Hast du sie gefickt? (Did you fuck her?)
Guy2 : Ja mann! So eine Schlampe. (Yes dude! What a slut.)
Guy 1: Voll die Schlampe! (Yes, indeed she's a slut)

Example 2:
Guy 1: Hast du sie gefickt? (Did she fuckin' ride you until you exploded deep inside her)
Guy 2: Nein, leider nicht. (No, unfortunately not)
Guy 1: So eine Schlampe, alter. (What a bitch, dude)
Guy 2: Ja mann. (You're right)

by Slut Rights Activist February 4, 2020