Schminker

A term used to describe a man or woman whom gets sexually aroused by anally penetrating tree frogs or other slimy amphibious creatures.

Dude sweet terrarium, but don’t let Billy see these frogs, he’s what you call a real Schminker.

by Definition of Onomatopoeia January 19, 2023

schlocker

Male genitalia, usually consisting of a shaft and 2 buoyancy tanks covalently bonded.

Wow! Nick's schlocker has such an impressive energy! It's huge!

by teej007 February 2, 2023

Schlunker

Also known as being rawesome.

Someone extraordinarily cool, especially used

Originated from the word Shclunky.

"Hey dude can I borrow 20 bucks, i'll pay you back"

"Sure, don't worry about paying me back, consider it an act of kindness"

"Thanks man, you're a real schlunker"

by ChAluPaChOmPeR December 27, 2023

Schloink

A way of saying "masturbate" for men.

I am going to schloink when I get home.
I am schloinking it right now.

by SchloinkingIt January 8, 2024

Schloinkus

When you are a creature of schloink

Schloinkus:gnaheheha
Fuck boy Tom: aww shit (running and sweating)

by Official word Nugget November 13, 2023

Shlonkers

When a oversized or overly large appearing pair of footwear such gym shoes are clearly bigger than the wearer’s feet but still fit the wearers feet.

Bro pulled up wearing them Amazon shlonkers to school in his shorts with them skinny ass ankles exposed. My boi lookin like a tictac with shaq’s shoes.

by Mr.KrabbzKachow July 24, 2024

sploinker yoinker

Jacking off or in other words masturbating

He was doing the sploinker yoinker in his room

by Master of a Bater February 24, 2024