Cooter Schlag

A mysterious fluid that looks disgusting, and smells like straight trash. Flowing out of a women's vagina.

Ed: How was Becky last night?
John: It was a mistake, she had cooter schlag.

Ed: That's disgusting.

by Dogisgead June 30, 2020

Plug Schlobers

Plug Schlobers is an insult you use on triplets.
It is very effective...

Jean: Im a big fat chicken

Mohammed: I enjoy eating deep-fried lamb lounce

Gene: Sup
Kathrine: Sup
Hubert: Sup
Mohammed: Stfu you fucking Plug Schlobers

by Mathaugostdidbailoud March 23, 2021

schload

shit load -- see shload

There's a schload of calories in this steak, egg, and cheese biscuit!

by Stealth Rabbi February 26, 2005

schloaked

when a guy's small penis gets soaked with water

oh man, my schlong/schlort got schloaked yesterday!!

by k8ster April 3, 2009

schlocky

Of inferior quality or junky.

If you buy a tool that says "made in China", be assured it is schlocky.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

Schlager Fuchs

pronunciation : "Shlogger Fux" derived from Gold Schlager and the German word fuchs meaning fox also just known as Schlagewr or just fox
(1) Anthropomorphic fox character by Matthew MacDougall
(2) red fox with blue hair tuft and tail tip, but still bearing otherwise traditional red fox markings
(3)usually accompanied by his mate StarKitty
(4) part of the small but proud group of heterosexual male furries
(5) music, gaming, movie and comic book geek
(6) most importantly a laid back, kind and easy to get along with guy

Furry #1 "Hey, who brought all the Mountain Dew for the meet?"

Furry #2 "Oh, Schlager Fuchs and StarKitty did."

Furry #1 "Awesome!"

by Schlager Fuchs November 28, 2007

Schlobbering

To aggressively, violently, yet lovingly, suck someone penis. Usually involves high amounts of spit.

"Susan was Schlobbering all over my dick last night."

by Schlobbering December 2, 2018