the schaeffer

must be gay without thinking you're gay. will fuck any male object and deny it the next day. must also be willing to fuck family!

Hey are you scaheffer? cause you look like a fag.

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

schaeffer

pronounced "shay fur"
1.the prime example of an emo child with no problems except fitting a very small snickers bar into a pair of tight pants.

"hey why are you crying on the floor about that paper cut? ur such a schaeffer"

by loverdimond February 19, 2010

Sheniffer

The new hot language created by Jennifer and Shaneka. Words include Tasha (ho), Raheim (messed up), Brandon (fine), Sterling (busted), Mary (fake), Robyn (shut up)

Robyn you Tasha with your Sterling shoes.

by Uh-Oh Oreo June 28, 2004

Schnufferwalling

An act committed by restaurant proprieters whereby they squeeze every unit of cash from their customers as possible. Italian restaurants are well-known for this money-making trick, and charge extra for use of plates, cutlery, napkins, etc.

"Darling, I think we've been scnufferwalled..."

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Schaeffer

Man who thinks highly of himself and his butthole he always touches little boys, somtimes masturbting in class.somtimes having sex with kirby.old saggy balls.

come here little boys, (kirby) mk schaeffer

by chad90000 May 2, 2008

Schaffer

When a male's scrotum becomes chaffed and sore.

Ran five miles today, total Schaffer on my balls!

by bellamy November 12, 2013

scheiber

A very hairy nipple that has a cheesy cream forming around it.

That chick drank New Jersey water, and now has a sheiber

by Christina May 13, 2005