Saskatchewan

Easiest province to draw, beautiful skies, hundreds of lakes and hills (contrary to popular belief), and a fabulous music scene. Unfortunately, it is a place where many good people leave, making former Saskatchwan residences known throughout Canada (especially Vancouver) as incredibly talented and hard working people. But consequently, they are leaving the province to fester with age and incompetence. It is an incredibly beautiful and peaceful place to be from, though most people simply pass through on the highway, which is a lame-ass way to see somewhere. If you are awsome, please stop leaving Saskatchewan because a province can't be run by aging farmers. Look at Alberta.

Albertan: "You must be a communist, eh?"
Saskatchwanian: "Nope, just a socialist."
Albertan: "Is that anything like a capitalist? Cuz I'm one of those."
Ontarian: "Ooo, ooo! Me too! Me too!"
Saskatchewanian: "Uh, you guys are weird. I'm moving to Vancouver."

by Salty Prairie Girl September 23, 2005

messin' with sasquatch

The series of Jack Link's beef jerky commercials featuring foolhardy groups of young adults toying with Sasquatch. Said toying almost always ends with the throwing/beating of a member of the group by Sasquatch.

Jack Link's Beef Jerky presents: Messin' with Sasquatch.

Heeeey wanna ride? It's ok. ..Sasquatch approaches car and driver subsequently drives off.. Sorrrrry. We're sorry. ..Repeats.. Sasquatch busts window and throws passenger.

Feed your wild side.

by BobWeaver December 8, 2007

Sassquatch

Someone who's giving you attitude/being sassy, a rude person.

Blake is such a sassquatch today, he was being so snippy with Chelsea.

by funkymchotpants February 24, 2010

sasquatch

A female with an excessive amount of pubic hair.

Damn you've got a hairy pussy! You got sasquatch living between your legs, bitch?

by JohnstonGuy August 28, 2005

Billingsgate Sasquatch

Isn't it that one guy that played Sherlock Holmes?

Friend 1: Have you seen the new Sherlock TV show?
Friend 2: You mean the one with Billingsgate Sasquatch?
Friend 1: Yeah that one!

by Fugginballsnibba January 6, 2020

bumfuck saskatchewan

a place in Canada, where there are houses grouped together, but no stores or gas stations. A place like Bumfuck Idaho, or Bumfuck Egypt, but located in the prairies of Canada

Joe lives on that farm 20 miles east of Bumfuck Saskatchewan

by bigjim555123456 December 21, 2008

sasquatch sally

a girl with hairy arms and huge knockers that you cannot resist looking, even though she may be an ass troll

Damn girl, you are really a sasquatch sally.

by phenompyrus June 9, 2005