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saif malek

originates from Bangladesh and now used in South London ends, this has taken on a new meaning for man love.
did you hear, Jack's a Saif Malek?
by ysidr0 April 28, 2022
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Saif

The calm guy until he discovers fut champs on fifa
3-0 down fut champs ‘don't do a saif’.
by Jack.wlson13421 September 18, 2022
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saif

a fatass that wears glasses and extremly wealthy and stores rare fish in his ctypto wallet
ur a saif
by foski May 31, 2022
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Saif

A person with no neck,no dad a balding head a tiny dick and always disappears from school like his father.
Snapping turtle shaped neck, chicken breast like body type, pussy ass bitch and overall a pretty chill guy.
Oh look it’s saif the guy who has no neck and no dad that’s so pathetic
by Dtz_phoenix March 2, 2022
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Saif and Rocky

Saif and Rocky are the 2 soulmates made for eachother, they suck their non-dicks. In Simple words "The Perfect Gay".
Guy 1 and Guy 2 - Chumma Chataing (kissing)
Ethan - Wtf...? Are they Saif and Rocky ?
by the real maker August 24, 2021
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Saif

A rare human paradox: emotionally evolved like a Buddhist monk, intellectually functioning like a phone with 2% battery and 47 tabs open.

Saif is the guy who’ll show up at your door with snacks because you “posted a sad emoji,” cry during pet adoption ads, and donate to a GoFundMe titled “Help My Lizard Buy a Car.” His kindness is unmatched. His generosity is unhinged. His brain? Currently buffering.

He once brought soup to a Zoom call because someone "looked tired through the screen." He’s the kind of man who’d jump in front of a bus to save a squirrel — and then ask if squirrels turn into pigeons when they get old.

Yes, Saif has the processing power of a kettle filled with jellybeans. But his heart? Olympic-level.

You don’t call Saif when you need logic. You call him when your soul needs CPR and snacks.
“Saif donated £200 to a website that turned out to be selling imaginary pets in the metaverse.”

“He asked if fish sleep, then cried because ‘they must be so tired all the time.’”
by VW Passat August 7, 2025
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Saif

Possessing the swimming ability of a brick
Damn, that anchor fell to the bottom of the ocean like a Saif
by BlackCuff November 23, 2021
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