Russia

Horrible shithole of a country. I hear nobody is friendly there. It's a 2nd world country. A terrible place to live, so bad, that women from Russia sell their souls on the internet to foreign business men for marriage.

At the end of World War 2, Russian soldiers raped every German girl they could get their hands on from age 12 and above. Russians are monsters.

by soniccone July 13, 2007

Russia

Synonomus with Communism.

Josef: Man I hate Russia

Stalin: Yeah dude I hella don't wan't Russia for our government.

by Perco December 24, 2008

Russia

Pretty cool country really. Thankfully is going after those terrorist SOB's unlike SOME (cough cough FRANCE cough cough). Powerful country and ally of the U.S.

People from Russia have cool accents.

by Jess February 7, 2005

Russia

The world's leading supplier of mail order brides. Slightly less important than China, who produces our remote controls and McDonald's Happy Meal toys.

"Look, if I wanted a wife to nag my head off Drippy, I'd order one from Russia."

by nasuke July 17, 2004

Russia

You know the country that has the catalog wifes.

by Mr.X May 8, 2003

Russia

1. largest country in land mass
2. place filled with vodka, circuses, and bears on unicycles
3. homeland of the kossak hat
4. the place Sarah Palin can see from her back yard

1. Russia is 17,075,400 km^2.
2. Hey! There's a bear on a unicycle! It must be from Russia
3. Mishka: This is the best hat ever!
Mascha: Of course! It is from my homeland of Russia!
4. Sarah Palin: "I can see Russia from my back yard!

by Ivashka March 17, 2010

Russia

A country long bereft of honor. First got pwned by the Tartars. Then got pwned by fundamentalist Orthodoxy. Then got pwned by the Bolsheviks. Currently getting pwned by the Chechens. Ya know, they never really were a great country after all!

The Russian military is one of the least-trained, underfunded, smallest military forces in the world, with only sixteen percent as many personal as the US military.

by Geldof March 15, 2005