Rural Dictionary

The secret Amish equivariant to Urban Dictionary not found on this internet, but rather another internet powered not by electricity but by prayer. This website includes Amish slang and translations, mainly for English speaking users interested in becoming one of the few outsiders to join, but seeing as the site can only be accessed via advanced devices hidden in some Amish settlements only a few have found it helpful.

"I can speak fluent Pennsylvania Dutch and can become Amish!" -A satisfied user of Rural Dictionary

by Pokan May 30, 2022

Rural

The pinnical of steez

Steezturd the most rural mother fucker in this bitch

by Jarrex December 14, 2022

rural road

a road that usually is used for to connect people to cities or towns but if its straight and flat, then its a raceway

down on that rural road out of town, it connects so many people to this town but on that very straight section, this rural road is now a speedway

by tycoonfan November 29, 2024

rural palate

Having a very basic taste in food. Never straying far from a Parma, the big 3 Shapes flavours or other pub classics. Spices are a hard pass.

Ben: “Hey Jen, would you like some avocado with your breakfast?”
Jen: “oh no, that’s far too gourmet, just tomato sauce thanks, I’ve got more of a rural palate”

by Lavoipierre December 22, 2022

Rural MomCom

Noun/ A type of comedy that attempts to be humorous using themes such as agriculture, ridged child rearing and inappropriate flatulence.

I heard a Rural MomCom comedian at the bar and believe she’s one step away from doing Golden Corral commercials.

by Dillardfire46 October 22, 2018

Sub-rural

not suburban, but not rural either.

“where do you live?”
“In the sub-rural part of town”

by ‎ Carl September 3, 2022

the rural

PEI's best high school, no debate. We have legendary rugby teams, insane prom parties, Tim's right around the corner, decent electives, chill gym teachers, and all our parents went there too. We're willing to deal with the crappy parking because we can turn up to UPEI in red and white to watch TOSH lose the basketball game.

Blue does it better? Nah everyone knows Rural's where it's at

There's so many grade 10s at the Rural I can't even walk

Did ya hear Rural won another provincial banner

by Tim's fan June 25, 2019