Oxymoron

When two words just shouldn't go together at all.

Most heard oxymoron: "Black people."

by Ymous, A, Anon October 12, 2008

oxymoron

A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined. Americans are uncultured morons.

The suggestion from the intelligent american was met by a deafening silence.
Contradiction number one is a joke but not an oxymoron, number two is from the Oxford English Dictionary

by Stultus von Americana September 23, 2003

oxymoron

oxymoron: figure of speech combining two normally contradictory terms.

(e.g. "tolerant LK", "correct LK",etc.).

by 100%Caborn May 24, 2005

Oxymoron

One who constantly contradicts oneself, generally with an IQ of 90 or below.

Person 1: "Hey, that PETA guy is wearing a fur coat!"
Person 2: "What an oxymoron..."

by Ethan45vio February 13, 2013

oxymoron

Oxygen filled moron.

A Moron filled with Oxygen.

by OxyGen ius February 17, 2005

Oxymoron

Someone addicted to or who abuses Oxycontin

Elijah Hastings Darnell is a oxymoron.

by The ZPD April 29, 2009

oxymoron

-A smiling moron who talks really loud and is very convincing. They normally try to sell you cleaning products.
-Anyone stupid enough to buy the products sold on late night tv.

That guy on the Oxy clean commercials, he's and Oxymoron.

by Hotshooter August 18, 2007