Rowing

Hopeless process of destroying one's self in an attempt to move a Buoyancy - Operated - Aquatic - Transport mechanism, a.k.a. 'boat'. This futile act of throwing one's body limply against a long, plastic - and - wood (or metal) stick (also known as an 'oar') and thrashing one's arms about caused much pain and distress in the High Middle Ages, or around the 12th or 13th century, when many were expected to actually succeed at doing this on the trade vessels that were in fashion at the time.

Modern futility experts estimate that the people who continue to practice of this exercise will eventually die out due to natural selection and lack of reproductive ability.

Example of a rowing - related exclamation:
"Rowing practice; shit!"

by Xethro Gensh June 19, 2015

lightweight womens rowing

competitive floating

Hey, how about that novice lightweight womens rowing coxed pair with the 15 minute 2k? Never heard of them? That's because they don't actually matter.

by crew234567890987654321 December 14, 2010

Rotting

To be really lazy and sit around on your ass watching movies or doing nothing.

I was rotting so hard yesterday! So many things I should have done but I just watched Pauly Shore movies all day.

by Rott March 30, 2009

1-2-3 RATING.

The alternative to the 1-10 scale rating for women. Saying a woman is a "7.0" or a "6.5" is pointless as it does not answer the ultimate question; "WOULD YOU HIT IT?" This is the ONLY thing that should be going through your mind as you think about an attractive (or less than attractive woman)

And, so the breakdown...(for personal reasons we will begin at the middle (( 2 )) rating).

2 - HIT IT ...nice and simple, you'd "hit" whatever it is you are talking about

3 - DEFINITELY HIT IT!!!! ...absolutely, without a doubt, not only hittable but hittable to the extent that you'd buy her anything and shower her with diamonds to keep "hitting" it. Usually a 3 doesn't even have to be acknowledge as a 3, as by this point if you're standing with a group of guys, you are ALL checking her out, up and down, down and up!

1 - "I'D LET HER BLOW ME" Now, this one is the flip side of the 3. The girl is somewhat cute (must be otherwise how could she blow something overly limp?) but just to get a nut off. No sex, no going down on her, NO DIAMONDS!

Now, if you're looking at something so hideous that you wouldn't hit it or let her blow your worst enemy, you are looking at something OUTSIDE OF REASON, our exception to the 1-2-3 Rating.

Now, go out and use this powerful new tool that will make your life so much more simple than using the 1 - 10 scale!

i.e 1-2-3 RATING.

Jessica Alba - 3 "I'D DEFINITELY HIT IT!"

Jennifer Carpenter - 2 "yeah...I'd hit it"

Monica Lewinski - 1 "I'd let her blow me"

Monique - "OUTSIDE OF MOTHERFUCKING REASON"

by Arthur V. October 3, 2008

Tit Roping

To tie up tightly a woman's breasts with rope, as popularized on porn websites. Usually for BDSM

Man, did you see the chick with the purple tits? She had some major tit roping going on there.

by Crazy Cooper November 8, 2003

ratings

when someone does something that deserves praise

Luckie, " I tingsed canfield man"
Smith," Aaaaah ... ratings bruv"

by Ross Luckie April 29, 2004

routing

(verb) to smoke weed while driving

"We went to jail because cops pulled us over for routing."

by Dan Tomaszewski February 12, 2008