Goat Roper

Someone who dresses like a cowboy but completely lacks rancher skills and knowledge. This poser wears the hat and drives the truck but has no clue what to do with the cow.

It was clear from Paul's un-scuffed boots and spotless shirt that he was a goat roper.

by Plumtree Pru July 8, 2018

A Five Ropper

A Five Ropper is a five pulsations of semen splattered on a willing partner's face or abdomen.

Man, I have not had A Five Ropper like that in a while. Squeezed off five frozen ropes on that bird's chest last night and she loved it. Felt great! I am a little dehydrated after the Fiver I gave her....

by A guy from brooklyn September 25, 2009

ropers

the number of squerts that come from you penis during ejaculation.

"i saw Peter North land 9 ropers on this chick face."

by Tyler Henrich January 17, 2008

rooped

To absolutley demolish or destroy, whether it is in sports or anything else

Yo we rooped the blue team in gym class floor hockey.

by Agent Mayhem December 9, 2008

Roper

the stringy semen that is emitted from the penis, it is ropey in its nature

when your jacking off and the semen is just a long string and wont fly off your dink thats a roper

by Brenden May 13, 2005

romper room

US children's TV show that was especially popular in the 70s. It took place in a kindergarten classroom and featured an uptight teacher named Ms. Suzy or something who would always make the kids say grace before they ate and also there was some guy who dressed up as a giant bee by the name of Do-Bee. He was supposed to set a good example for the kids ("Do be a Do-bee") but was very likely a pedophile.

I stayed home from school sick and got to watch Romper Room

by greekmonkey February 28, 2005

Romper Room

a kids TV program that aired in the 70s, maybe 80s too. Now it is a slang term for something that insults people's intelligence and is just a batch of hokey happy horseshit.

That employees meeting this afternoon was a load of stupid bullshit. It was so Romper Room.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008