When you’re leaking from the anus and you dont have a butt plug handy, a cheap and easy DIY way to make one is to find a standard Chess set, and firmly slide the Rook piece up your ass. The Bishops work better for that deep reach. The Rooks are all about girth. Wash and reuse.
“Oh no.. Taco Bell again... good thing Nan-Nan’s got that old chess set. I need a rook nook pronto, pup!”
by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018
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A mistake that is caused by a lack of experience, a lack of attention, a lack of care, or any combination of the 3.
Person A: My roommate was playing Grand Theft Auto the other day, but it was his first time playing a game in the series. That part became clear when he tried stealing the first parked car he saw... only to immediately get a wanted level because there was a police car nearby that he somehow didn't notice.
Person B: Talk about a rookie mistake.
Person B: Talk about a rookie mistake.
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friend: hey man are you a stoner?
me: nah im only a rookie stoner
friend: oh do you want to come smoke with my friends and I
me: sure
me: nah im only a rookie stoner
friend: oh do you want to come smoke with my friends and I
me: sure
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you guys are my rookies!
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*you are an important social event*
A MAN ASKS YOU "so then what do you make of the current situation between Ralph and Boris?"
YOU (who doesn't have a clue) "It's RONKSTONK!!!"
A MAN ASKS YOU "so then what do you make of the current situation between Ralph and Boris?"
YOU (who doesn't have a clue) "It's RONKSTONK!!!"
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