floor roller

A tantrum like behavior, usually exhibited by adolescent males, where a person will literally or figuratively roll around on the floor in a whiney & depressive manner. Floor rolling is most commonly practiced in the hopes of gaining sympathy and attention as a victim of some exaggerated personal tragedy that, relative to the rest of humanity, is miniscule.

Kanye was such a floor roller at the VMAs when Taylor Swift won that award, it wasn't about about him. Nobody gives a shit about his feelings anymore, he's been a constant floor roller for years since that tantrum on MTV.

by L-Dub Elie March 12, 2018

Chiko Rollers

Chiko Rollers are a roller derby team based in Bendigo, Australia. They are the most awesome derby team on the planet! They are also the most amazing, incredible, sexy, hot, gorgeous, awesome women ever! Mere words cannot describe how incredible they are. Get your arse to Bendigo and see for yourself!

"Hey, you wanna go check out the Chiko Rollers bout this weekend?"
"Fuck yeah! That team is awesome, not to mention how hot they all are!"

by Ace Megastar October 24, 2011

roller-kayaking

The act of strapping a skateboard to a trash can or recycling bin, by means of a cord or duct tape, and riding in the bin down a hill at rigorous speeds. During rolling kayaking, it is crucial to have a long stick(such as a hockey stick) to paddle with, similar to what a rower does. Depending on the terrain, extra padding may be required, such as a seat when tearing it up on the hardcore ramps. For experienced roller kayakers, try iced-down surfaces for extreme thrills.

Hey dude, we just had a major ice storm and the hills are shitty for sledding, why don't we go roller-kayaking?

by Nick C. W. April 21, 2008

Troll Roller

One who essentially trolls the trolls themselves.
This is not accomplished through the traditional Troll's means of rickrolling and posting objectionable materials, rather by using one's inner creativity in place of obscure materials and memes collected from the vast reaches of the internet and eternally committed to memory.

As a Troll Roller's opposition, Trolls expend the stupidity to amass a vast knowledge of the armpit of the asshole of the internets if only to pass on repulsive items and ideas that have come their way in an effort to horrify others. Troll Rollers need not be armed with any prior knowledge other than a Troll's intentions as they gingerly step around the traps laid before them without allowing any pleasure to be derived from mucking up their day.

Troll Rollers sit above Trolls on the ladder of morality. They enjoy frustrating those who get their jollies on being the cause of harm and anguish in using methods that would not deeply disturb innocent minds.

Teddy: "I don't know why you spend so much time on that message board talking to that douchebag about blueberry pancakes and lemon parties..."

Zach: "I cant help it, I guess I'm just a Troll Roller."

by Snorlax Prime August 15, 2011

breast roller

That morning you take your mistress out and run her breasts over with your tricycle wheels.

Oh my. This morning was such a breast roller.

by ohnoitsjmo November 2, 2013

roller coaster

An ingenious device designed to separate the user and their lunch

Alton Towers is full of cola roasters *roller coasters

by Ezekiel March 9, 2005

roller fart

A type of fart that falls out of the ass and rolls downward, escaping the pants at the ankle area.

Yup, the roller fart has unusual properties; to fully release it from being trapped, it is often necessary to shake a leg to force it to make it’s exit.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019